me: *in a coma*
*first chords of wmyb play*
me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*
Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like
- princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s
- princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie
- everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI
I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.
My friend’s Mom (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.